Funny Friday: Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

Hey Friends,

So, I’ve been M.I.A (missing in action) for the past few days due to a Lupus flare and a couple of other health issues, but the Lord has been good to me the entire time (as he promises) and your girl is almost back to 100% tip-top shape. Just in time for…

Funny Friday!!!

 

 

 

So, please enjoy today’s joke brought to you byΒ www.RD.com. I pray that each and every one of you is having a wonderful start to your weekend and please don’t forget to have a Funny Friday! πŸ™‚

Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, β€œHow many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. β€œOnce a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. β€œOnce a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, β€œOK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shockedβ€”this disproves his theory. β€œIf you make love only once a year,” he asks, β€œwhy are you so happy?”

The man yells, β€œToday’s the day!”

 

19 Comments Add yours

  1. I hope you feel better. And the joke as usual it cracked me up 😊

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    1. I am feeling a lot better. Thank you for your kind words. Im glad I was able to make you laugh today.

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      1. Pleasure was mine reading your blog 😊

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  2. Hope you’re feeling better!

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    1. I am by Gods grace alone. Thanks for stopping by, friend! πŸ™‚

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  3. words367 says:

    It’s really very good that you are fine now and back. welcome back.

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    1. Thank you for your kind words. I am feeling a lot better and I hope you enjoyed today’s Funny Friday β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ€—πŸ€—

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  4. Kay says:

    Hahahaha…thx 4 sharing! I needed that πŸ™‚

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    1. Hahaha, I’m so glad you enjoyed it. πŸ™‚ Thanks for stopping by and may God continue to bless you πŸ™‚

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  5. itsmylife126 says:

    Obnoxiously hilarious

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    1. Thanks for stopping by dear. πŸ™‚

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  6. 🀣🀣🀣

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    1. Hey sis. Thank for stopping by πŸ™‚ Im glad you found it funny. May God continue to bless you.

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      1. Thank you πŸ™πŸ½

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  7. B. says:

    Can’t stop laughing!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Thanks for stopping by! I’m so glad I was able to put a smile on your face. β€οΈβ€οΈπŸ€—πŸ€—

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      1. B. says:

        Oh I really needed that! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉ

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