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Funny Friday: Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

Hey Friends,

So, I’ve been M.I.A (missing in action) for the past few days due to a Lupus flare and a couple of other health issues, but the Lord has been good to me the entire time (as he promises) and your girl is almost back to 100% tip-top shape. Just in time for…

Funny Friday!!!

 

 

 

So, please enjoy today’s joke brought to you byย www.RD.com. I pray that each and every one of you is having a wonderful start to your weekend and please don’t forget to have a Funny Friday! ๐Ÿ™‚

Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, โ€œHow many people here make love once a day?โ€ Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. โ€œOnce a week?โ€ A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. โ€œOnce a month?โ€ A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, โ€œOK, how about once a year?โ€

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shockedโ€”this disproves his theory. โ€œIf you make love only once a year,โ€ he asks, โ€œwhy are you so happy?โ€

The man yells, โ€œTodayโ€™s the day!โ€

 

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19 comments on “Funny Friday: Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

  1. I hope you feel better. And the joke as usual it cracked me up ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  2. Hope you’re feeling better!

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  3. It’s really very good that you are fine now and back. welcome back.

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  4. Hahahaha…thx 4 sharing! I needed that ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. Obnoxiously hilarious

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  6. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  7. Canโ€™t stop laughing!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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