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Funny Friday: Kids Giving Life Advice

Hey Friends,

Welcome to Friday!! What an honor and blessing to see such a wonderful day. Please enjoy today’s Funny Friday brought to you by Surfer Sam.  I pray each of you is having a beautiful, blessed day.

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CHILDREN TELL US THE FACTS OF LIFE

  • Mary Anne: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
  • Keesha: When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
  • Ryan: If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Michael: Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
  • Allison: You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Cody: Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Sylvia: Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  • Jonathan: You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Allison: Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  • Steve: The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

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24 comments on “Funny Friday: Kids Giving Life Advice

  1. Kids are natural philosophers 😂🤣😁

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  2. Got cramps on my cheeks reading it 😂😂😂

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  3. Well, I feel better knowing it wasn’t just setting I wasn’t getting when that cat baptism went wrong… 😆

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  4. Kids do say some very cute and funny things! I hopped on over to Surfer Sams. Thanks for sharing laughter today!

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  5. Bruce Rucker

    😄😄😄

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  6. Lolol!!!!! Hahaha! Kids eh! Hmm too funny! Thanks for sharing! Have a blessed weekend in Jesus Name!!! ❤

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  7. Laughing thoroughly 😂

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  8. I love it…..if only we ll look at things more like kids do😉

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  9. 😂😂😂😂 absolutely love this..especially about the second person getting caught. That’s so true

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  10. I love kids! They are so honest and pure 😊😊

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  11. lol this reminds me of my now 5 year old. little kids are the best because they’re genuine in their responses and questions.. nice post

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