Funny Fridays

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.

The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”

The frog asks for the good news first.

The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart.”

“That’s great!” says the frog. “But what’s the bad news?”

“Well, you’re going to meet her in Biology class.”

Hope you guys have a wonderful weekend!

Story borrowed from SunnySkyz.com

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21 Comments Add yours

  1. Deepika says:

    awwww. I feel bad for the frog, it was interesting!

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    1. Aww ☹️ don’t be. No frogs were harmed in the making of this joke 😁πŸ€ͺπŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ€—

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      1. Deepika says:

        haha okay πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚ ❀

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reading 😁

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    1. Thanks for reading πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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  2. LOL!

    No, no, wait… “Hi, cutie, what’s your na-AAAAAAAUGH!!!” πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Thank you so much! 😁

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  3. Lovelrly! Just what I wanted, some romantic humor.

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    1. Glad I was able to help πŸ˜‰πŸ€—β€οΈ

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  4. itsmylife126 says:

    That’s a good one though bad for the frog

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  5. englepip says:

    That’s funny. We don’t cut up animals in schools these days in the UK, not until year 12 anyway!

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    1. It’s pretty much the same over here. I think it’s between grades 10-12. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Thanks for reading

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